Daft Ecumenical Games
Following the Christmas festivities, the Week of Prayer for Christian Unity will soon be upon us. Fr Hunwicke has some profound thoughts on the subject:
The Week of Prayer for Christian Unity, invented by Anglican Papalists and originally, admirably, known as the Chair of Unity Octave, starts on Wednesday January 18; which, in the Old Calendar, was the Feast of the Chair, the Cathedra, of S Peter. This year the Pontifical Council for Christian Unity in collaboration with some Ecumenical Partners, has set out quasi-liturgical formulae for use. These forms constitute successful attempts to scale heights of risibility which have not to my knowledge previously been attempted. This is your real hard-core Guinness-book-of-records rubbish.
The central ritual involves the moving of stones. But, because carrying real stones might be a bit like hard work for the aged biddies of each sex who are likely to be symbolising their second childhoods by taking part in these events, the ‘stones’ will in fact be shoe boxes covered with packing paper. No, I’m not making this up. Twelve of them. With labels. Labels naming ‘things that divide’. The ‘stones’ will be built up to make a ‘Wall of Division’ which will then be dismantled and formed into a Cross. (What happens if the officiants disagree about the neatest way in which twelve empty shoe-boxes can be arranged into a Cross, and end up in a melee of fisticuffs, is a rubrical detail which these curial nut-cases have not catered for.)
At least two things worry me here.
(1) Some of the names on the stones involve non-statement, since they imply a tautology. How helpful is it, for example, to say that Division Divides?
(2) The Divisive Factors selected by the PCCU, of course, imply a specific (and distinctly narrow) mindset. I can best illustrate this by telling you some of the things which will not be written on any of the shoe boxes. ‘Heresy’ is not included. Nor is ‘Disobedience to the Commandments of God’. No mention of ‘Divergence from Holy Tradition’. Or of ‘Failure to Worship God as He has commanded’. Try guessing what, in the Spirit of the Zeitgeist, these Ecumenists have come up with, then turn to the Vatican Website and discover how close you have got to analysing accurately the Spirit of the Age. And, No: ‘Following the Spirit of this Passing Age’ does not claim the dignity of a shoebox.
Nor does ‘Encouraging grown men and women to play daft games with shoe boxes’.
This ritual is all there on the Vatican’s official website. In our efforts to be Ecumenical with a capital E, we have become as batty as any liberal Protestant sect.